Tuesday, June 3, 2014

A Modest Proposal - Outlawing Prostate Exams and Treatment for Protrate Cancer

I'm opposed to prostate exams and treatment for prostate cancer.  Human cancer cells contain human DNA, thus, if God gave you prostate cancer it is up to God what happens, and how dare you try to intervene in what God has declared.

I, therefore, propose legislation supporting the following:

*All doctors performing prostate exams must have hospital privileges and all urologist and proctologist offices must be up to hospital standards, including ICU beds and equipment for, say, 15 patients at a time. Just in case something goes wrong.

 *All men to watch a graphic video and receiving graphic printed matterial (containing material which is untrue and intended to discourage choosing prostate exams and treatment of prostate cancer - all of which must be read out loud to the patient and signed by them) of the mental, physical and emotional damage that can occur from prostate exams and cancer treatment (after all, if you want an prostrate exam and cancer treatment, you CLEARLY haven't thought things through), and then a 24 hour waiting period to think about all of this before the exam may be performed.

*There is no need for more than one place performing prostate exams per state (after all, it's not a hardship for a man to drive 150 miles to have an exam if it's really all that necessary), therefore the number of clinics allowed to perform prostate exams is limited to one per state.

Yes, this is stupid, cruel and hateful. Just as all of the rationalization and rhetoric and legislative gyrations employed to cut women off from access to birth control and safe, legal abortion is stupid, cruel and hateful.


“Get out of people’s personal lives”: Meet the sweeping abortion restriction that even “pro-life” voters won’t support

How sweeping does a measure have to be for conservative "pro-life" voters to turn on it? Tennessee may find out



http://www.salon.com/2014/06/03/we_need_to_get_out_of_people%E2%80%99s_personal_lives_meet_the_tennessee_abortion_restriction_that_even_pro_life_voters_think_is_too_extreme/

2 comments:

  1. I rather favor requiring all conservatives to have one a day. The kind they really don't like.

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